Repeat after me kids:
A relationship does not have to be romantic and/or sexual to be important.
- Alex Elle (via allegorys)
So i have this giant pencil right
I think we all know where this is going.
the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming
gettin real tired of my own bullshit
me with everything
I genuinely think it’s because Americans think we’re inherently distrustful.
Everybody in the background is in love with Tom Hiddleston
especially that guy in the black shirt…
meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are